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Things that happened today (from grossest to coolest): -I witnessed a mentally ill middle-aged man at Starbucks (hospital band still around his wrist), huge potbelly protruding from beneath his ugly Christmas sweater, which he intermittently chewed on... I felt compassion mixed with nausea.. He drank half of a LITER of Pepsi in the ten minutes I sat there, while eating roast chicken with his hands... -but then I found a great bookstore called book culture that I browsed in for two hours! -And then I bought some new leggings and the cashier says, You know who you look just like? Ellie Goulding! Wow, thanks. Im flattered. I like her music! (To coworker): Doesnt she look like Ellie Goulding? Hmm, I guess. Kinda. No, you look more like that lady on FRIENDS. The funny one. Oh yeah, Lisa Kudrow. Ive heard that before... (Coworker): Who? The one who plays Phoebe. Yeah, yeah, her! Thus Spake Jessica.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 23:03:17 +0000

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