Things that should remain in 2014: 1.Maguys stop vulturing for beer moba walwanda nakupempa pempa fwaka ala as if we are the ones who taught you to drink and smoke 2.Ladies painting eyebrows as if they are being sponsored by nike 3.Fat ladies wearing leggins - you look like a portion of jelly in a container. 4.Wearing short skirts and yet you keep pulling it down - idiot! You want it to be longer now that you are outside. 5.Guys showing off boxers unneccesarily in the name of SWAG-fool. A boxer falls in the category of a thong,nicker and in our local language BAMBA - it is an under wear and not over wear goddamnit. 6.Women with funny hairstyles that make you look like a bat!!! 7.Stupid updates on face book e.g am unfriending someone - moron did you announce to us when befriending them! 8.Bleaching your skin thinking you look handsome or beautiful atah you only look foolish and old fashioned 9.Fake facebook names e.g tricia slimicious bootilicious ecstaholic fimo fimo rubbish yet mwikalafye mukomboni 10.Constantly telling us what you are doing e.g having pizza atase as if it is your first time. 11. Unneccesary selfies,even in the toilet sure what memories are you trying to keep? That you were shitting? Rubbish 12.Boasting nanjala; we hope your life is as good as you potray it on facebook 13.Commenting on posts unneccesarily even when you dont understand the topic - eicho mu mwenekela 14.Women when you have gone out on a date you only think about chicken and chips yaba you can even have water on a date
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 05:13:20 +0000
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