Things to Know... 1 - SCHOOL : A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays. 2 - LIFE INSURANCE : A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich. 3 - TEARS : The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower is Defeated By Feminine Water power. 4 - LECTURE : An Art Of Transferring information From The Notes Of The Lecturer To The Notes Of The Students Without Passing Through " The Minds Of Either " 5 - CONFERENCE : The Confusion Of One Man Multiplied By The Number Present. 6 - COMPROMISE : The Art Of Dividing A Cake in Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece. 7 - DICTIONARY : A Place Where Success Comes Before Work 8 - CONFERENCE ROOM : A Place Where Everybody Talks, Nobody Listens And Everybody Disagrees Later On. 9 - CLASSIC : Books, Which People Praise, But Do Not Read. 10 - OFFICE : A Place Where You Can Relax After Your Strenuous Home Life. 11 - YAWN : The Only Time Some Married Men Ever Get To Open Their Mouth. 12 - ETC : A Sign To Make Others Believe That You Know More Than You Actually Do. 13 - COMMITTEE : Individuals Who Can Do Nothing individually And Sit To Decide That Nothing Can Be Done Together. 14 - EXPERIENCE : The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes. 15 - PHILOSOPHER : A Fool Who Torments Himself During Life, To Be Spoken Of When Dead. 16 - FATHER : A Banker Provided By Nature. 17 - CRIMINAL : A Guy No Different From The Rest....Except That He Got Caught. 18 - BOSS : Someone Who is Early When You are late and late when you are early. 19) POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 20) DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Have a Nice day..!!
Posted on: Sun, 15 Sep 2013 07:40:20 +0000
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