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Things to make you look better: 10.Wear traditional Islamic garb covering all but the eyes 9.Feather removing electrolysis ( a chicken reference) 8.Ski mask 7.Sew up holes in ski mask 6.Hire attractive woman to stand in front of you at all times 5.Beak job (another chicken reference) 4.Put paper bag over ski mask 3.Shave head; tattoo Cindy Crawfords face on back of head; Learn to walk backwards 2.Poke out eyes of every man on Earth 1.Get President to make every day Halloween Al bundy.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 08:00:21 +0000

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