Things we have learned from movies.. 1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not. 2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. 3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, dont worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. 4. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 5. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22. 7. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement. 8. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. 9. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 10. Its easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. 11. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving. 12. Youre very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. 13. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. 14. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will whine when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 15. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. 16. Word processors never display a cursor on screen, but will always say: Enter Password Now. 17. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. Tires will squeal on any surface, at any speed. 18. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when theyre going to go off. 19. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 20. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps. ~ess~
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 12:33:17 +0000
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