Things we heard 1. A Mango and coca cola combo is capable of causing instant death. Never ever combine the duo. If you must drink coke after youve taken Mango, you need to wait for many hours. 2. When u loose a tooth, u have to throw it far up the roof so that a rat doesnt carry it away. If a rat carries it away, (wrong move)the tooth don go ooo. 3. Dont ever swallow orange seeds while eating orange cos they would germinate in your stomach, producing orange trees that would grow outta your mouth.(Lord have mercy, people can LiE). 4. Always smack your lips once a lightening flashes....to prevent a thunder striking you. 5. All mothers and fathers took the 1st positions when they were in school. (If i hear) 6. India was disqualified from playing soccer because of their mind-blowing manipulations. In one of their matches against Nigeria, the ball usually turned to different scary things ranging from an open coffin to a lion. That was how at the end of the match, it was 100:1. The only goal we scored was by Sam Okwaraji and they killed him afterwards. 7. Each time you sneeze, someone somewhere is talking about you. 8. If a stranger tells you to pick his money or any other item of his from the floor for him, run so you dont turn into a tortoise. 9. Did you follow to fling your limbs vigorously singing: Chekeleke nye m mbo ocha kaiwere nke ojii..? Believing the white bird transfers patches of whiteness on our fingernails. I always sang that thing then...my finger nails even grew darker! 10. There was this BEST biro then,they said its from mermaid company.... If u put the ink in water u will see mermaids dancing haha... I dont know if everyone heard bout dat sha.. - Tuslot
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:22:20 +0000
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