Things you can only say at Christmas : 1. I prefer breasts to legs. 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I dont undo my trousers, Ill burst! 5. Ive never seen a better spread! 6. Im in the mood for a little dark meat.. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, youll get some! 10. Dont play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think youll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didnt expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. Youll know its ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.... 18. Thats the biggest bird Ive ever had! 19. Im so full, Ive been gobbling nuts all morning
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 02:54:38 +0000
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