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Think before you talk. A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says hello. Hes rather taken back because he cant place where he knows her from.So he says, Do you know me?To which she replies, I think youre the father of one of my kids,now his mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???she looks into his eyes and sayscalmly,No, Im your sons teacher.
Posted on: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 14:45:32 +0000

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