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This a good one thanks Bill H. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. King David After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other, but still they stay together. Sasha Guitry By all means marry. If you get a good wife, Youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous The great question, which I have not been able to answer... Is, What does a woman want? Dumas I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant Two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, Soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Red Skelton Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. Sam Kinison Ive had bad luck with both My wives. The first one left me, And the second one didnt. James Holt McGavra Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming. 1. Whenever youre wrong, Admit it, 2. Whenever youre right, shut up. Patrick Murray The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it... Once Ogden Nash You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous My wife and I were happy For twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman< /span> A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong. Rodney Dangerfield A man inserted an ad In the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received A hundred letters. They all said the Same thing: You can have mine. Anonymous First Guy (proudly): My wifes an angel! Second Guy: Youre lucky, mines still alive. Anonymous SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH. AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR