This aint funny, so dontchu dare laugh: I lit candles and put the music on neo soul to sing along with. As I was sprinkling the carpet freshener, I saw loose change on the floor, kneeled forward to pick it up. Suddenly-- (Youd better not be laughing) I heard a sound whhhhoooooooshhh! And felt a warm wind on my forehead and saw a flash of light. My ponytail poof was on fire. (Goodness gracious great ball of fire- FIRE) So after repeatedly slapping the shit out of my hair I began to panic after seeing ashes (made of my hair) rain down on the white carpet..... I rain to the bathroom and much to my delight---I still have hair. I lost about 4 inches on the left side. Moral of this story: Dont sprinkle carpet freshener while sipping wine in the light of candles in the hood. (I think?) #onlyme #icantmakethisstuffup #thisgirlisonfire
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 18:53:38 +0000
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