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This cracked me up. There was a girl at my wedding who was specifically not invited because she was a loud mouthed drunk junkie and I didnt want a scene at my wedding reception. BUT thanks to one of my other friends, he brought her to the wedding. She got onstage with a microphone and was screeching into the mic. We thought she might fall in the pool and hurt somebody or get electrocuted. My ex bf, the reverend Marty Nation grabbed the mic from her and threw her in the pool. Then, for some reason Ron Botelho threw ME in the pool in my custom black lace wedding dress that my friend Manuel Cuevas made. I was soaking wet and fuming. I was in shock. And just then, my husband, Thomas Yearsley dove in the pool in his tuxedo to save me! All three of us were soaking wet and I was so angry! But now, I think its pretty funny. It made my wedding day even more special and enjoyable. This drunk girl is pretty hilarious but I bet she gets jumped after everyone crawls out from under the tent...
Posted on: Mon, 23 Jun 2014 07:53:10 +0000

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