This family member murdered 5 including one that was apparently due very soon with triplets! After leaving Rocky home to house sit we arrive back to find him sitting on the front porch patiently waiting for our arrival. He was just sitting there facing the driveway like a stone statute guard. Not good we say at the same time as he is strictly an indoor cat for the protection not just for himself but anything that he can get his paws and claws on. His alias is The Exterminator Dont let his little puppy tricks fool you nothing is safe when hes on the job. Well somehow the door was open AGAIN long enough for him to apparently have a very busy work day. It was a multiple mass murder. He was considerate enough to wait for us at the porch and his expression was of someone torn between slightly annoyed that we had left him overworked and exhausted from a long night and concern for how we might take the shocking scene of the crimes. He apparently didnt have time to clean up the scene but at least the only intruder that made it (almost) to the stairs was an unfortunate chipmunk. Of course this all eked me out but I guess we should be grateful he went down with the house rather than abandon it for freedom in the forest. After everything was cleaned up he demanded some cat treats which he got of course for working overtime. Now mike and I both swear we made sure that door was secure when we left him but notice something had been apparently rotating the lever handle on the dummy side of those french doors. Since his favorite trick is opening cupboards, drawers, and doors IM BLAMING IT ON THE CAT. We are back at the lake again and Rocky is home on House Arrest. I hope nothing else is fool enough to trespass even if he lets them in..
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 08:23:54 +0000