This from my bro , JD. Saturday morning chuckle.... A woman - TopicsExpress



          

This from my bro , JD. Saturday morning chuckle.... A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesnt know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart associate standing there with dark shades on. She says, Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel? He says, Maam Im blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes. She didnt believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, Thats a 6 graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...Its a good all around rod and reel and its $20.00. She says, Thats amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think its what Im looking for so Ill take it. He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he wouldnt know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, That will be $25.50. She says, But didnt you say it was $20.00? He says, Yes maam, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50.
Posted on: Sat, 03 May 2014 10:11:03 +0000

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