This ghoulish goblin (with her 10 year old, black and white, washed out photo) strikes again, as the most hateful woman on earth weighs in on what qualifies as moral decay. Among them: Americans pretend to like soccer (because the French do, and the French are awful because...9/11, remember Freedom Fries?); people say its catching on and it isnt (repeated several times in a bulleted list); soccer doesnt let players use their hands (moral decay because...REASONS!); everyone gets a medal and hug after playing a game of soccer (apparently, in her fantasyland where Michelle Obama is jamming carrots down childrens gullets); if Americans ARE watching more its because of Ted Kennedys immigration law passed decades ago that is letting all these non-English speaking brown people into our whites-only America. She also basically said soccer has too many ties, football games all end in trips to the ER, hockey games have 3 or 4 fights a game, and people say soccer is catching on...and it isnt!
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 19:41:41 +0000
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