This guy has a crippling stutter and visits his doctor. Hoping for a cure, he walks into the doctors office and says: D-D-D-Doctor, youve g-g-g-g-got to help m-m-m-me, Ill d-d-d-o anyth-th-th-th-thing. The doctor gives him a thorough physical examination, and sure enough discovers the problem. He says, Your penis is massive; its causing a great strain up through your gut and up to your vocal chords: which is creating the stutter. I can, if youd like, shorten your penis and relieve the great tension on your larynx. The effects will be instantaneous, and we can operate today. D-D-D-D-Do it! So they prep for surgery and very quickly the operation is performed. A complete success, the man leaves for home delighted to be cured. But that night his wife finds out what he did. She is very unhappy over her loss, and urges him to reverse the surgery. So the next day the man arrives back at the doctors surgery, Thanks for seeing me again. Im completely cured and most of all Im very grateful...but unfortunately my wife is not...I want to reverse the surgery. But the doctor replies,N-N-N-N-No makeovers!
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 19:33:19 +0000
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