This guy is my hero .. hes a folk tale to be prosed and recited on generations of shopping haters ... this is a letter his wife got from WallMart .. Dear Mrs. Woolf, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”: 1. June 15, 2014: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they werent looking. 2. July 2, 2014: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7, 2014: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom. 4. July 19, 2014: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money. 5. August 4, 2014: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of chips. 6. August 14, 2014: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15, 2014: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department – to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23, 2014: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ Emergency Medics were called.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 18:45:59 +0000
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