This is a long prologue,but worth the time reading the times were living are self- Destructive and TYRANNICAL...... ......And the Lord Spoke to NOAH and said: In ONE YEAR,Im going to make it rain and cover the whole Earth with water until All flesh is destroyed, but I want you to save the righteous people and Two of every kind of living creature on Earth, therefore I am commanding you to build an ARK. In a flash of lightening God delivered the specifications for an ark. In fear and trembling, NOAH took the plans and agreed to build the ark. Remember,said the Lord:You must complete the ARK and bring everything aboard in ONE YEAR. EXACTLY ONE YEAR LATER, Fierce storms, clouds covered the Earth and All the seas of the Earth went into tumult. The Lord saw that NOAH was sitting in his front yard weeping.. NOAH!, lord shouted...Where is the Ark?. Lord,please forgive me,cried Noah.I did my best ,but there were Big problems:First, I had to get a Permit for construction, and your plans did Not meet the building codes. I had to hire an Engineering firm to redraw the plans. Then i got into a fight with the Fire Marshall and OSHA over whether or NOT the Ark needed sprinkler system and approved floatation devices. Then, my neighbor objected, claiming i was violating zoning ordinance by building the ARK in front of my yard, so I had to get a variance permit from the local planning commission. Then,I had problems getting enough WOOD for the ARK because there was a Ban on cutting trees to protect the spotted owls...But i finally convinced the U.S. Forest service that I really needed the wood to save the Owls. However, the Fish,game and Wildlife service wont let me catch any owls,so no Owls .. Then,the CARPENTERS formed a UNION and went on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor relations board before anyone would pick up a Saw or Hammer. Now, I have 16 Carpenters on the ARK,BUT still No Owls.When I started rounding up the other animals, an ANIMAL RIGHTS group sued me. They Objected to me taking only two of each kind aboard mumbling something about Obama and Fairness. Just when I got the suit dismissed,the EPA notified me that i could not complete the Ark without filing an Environmental impact statement on your proposed flood.They didnt take it very kindly to the idea that they had No jurisdiction over the conduct of the creator of the Universe. Then,the Army Corps.of Engineers demanded a map of the proposed New flood plain.So i sent them a globe. Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal employment opportunity commission, that I Am practicing discrimination by not taking Godless, unbelieving people aboard.The IRS has seized my assets, claiming that im building the Ark in preparation to flee the Country and Not pay em taxes. I then,got a noticed from the state revenue agency that I owed them some kind of user tax because i failed to register the Ark as aRecreational water craft and finally, the A.C.L.U.U got the courts to issue an injunction against further constructing of the Ark,saying that since God flooding the Earth,its a Religious event and therefore, UnConstitutional.I really dont think i can finish the Ark for at least another 5 or 6year.... Noah then waited for a response from the Lord..... The skies began to clear up,the Sun began to shine and the seas began to calm.A rainbow arched across the skies.Noah looked Hopeful. You mean youre not going to destroy the Earth,my Lord?... NO!,GOD EXCLAIMED. I dont have to, the GOVERNMENT already has.......lol......(Now you Wonder why;jobs,businesses,and industries been leaving this Country).
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 11:31:08 +0000
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