This is a long read, but.. I was really anxious, more anxious than all times previously, when I had my c-section with Georgia. I was very vocal about that and my OB, anesthesiologist and nurse were very understanding and did what they could to keep me calm. My OB tells me that he put that orange surgical goop on and we had to wait about 3 minutes for it to dry before we could start the procedure and let Brandon into the OR. So, to keep my mind occupied, the anesthesiologist told this joke. I dont think I will ever be able to think back on Georgias birth without thinking about THIS joke and the awkward laughter in the OR. Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the Kings chief doctor.. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queens bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queens large and magnificent breasts. The Queens itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldnt have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the Kings underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick. The moral of the story - Pay your bloody bills !!!
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 02:19:37 +0000
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