This is best read out loud. Beware, youll be talking daft for a while afterwards. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia. Room Service ( RS ) : Morny. Ruin sorbees. Guest ( G ) : Sorry, I thought I dialed room service. RS : Rye.. Ruin sorbees.. morny! Jewish to odor sunteen? G : Uh.. yes.. This is Room 9 4 4. Id like some bacon and eggs. RS : Ow July den? G : What? RS : Ow July den?... pry, boy, perch? G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please. RS : Ow July dee baychem... crease? G : Crisp will be fine. RS : Hokay. An son toes? G : What? RS : San toes. July son toes? G : I dont think so. RS : No? Judo won toes? G : I feel really bad about this, but I dont know what judo won toes means. RS : Toes! Toes!... why judo won toes? Ow bow toss mopping we bother? G : Toasted english muffin! Ive got it! You were saying toast. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine. RS : We bother? G : No.. just put the bother on the side. RS : Wad? G : I mean butter... just put it on the side. RS : Copy? G : Sorry? RS : Copy! July son copy? Son tea? Son mill? G : Yes. Coffee please, and thats all. RS : Wan minnie. Hokay... ass ruin nine porty pore, strangle ache, crease baychem, toss singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy.... rye? G : Whatever you say. RS : Tendjewberrymud. G : Youre welcome. ( Thank you very much for reading this...hehehehe..:) )
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 11:45:30 +0000
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