This is for all you Chevy fans out there who are constantly putting down Ford and I have to see it on my timeline and page. And by the way I can truly say I have never had any problems with a Ford but Im always working on that dang Chevy I have now. Chevrolet -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too. Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds? A. Push it off a cliff. Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevys owners manual? A. The bus schedule. Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, Ill take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy? A. Sounds like a fair trade. Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill? A. A miracle? Q. What do you call two Chevys at the top of a hill? A. A mirage. Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy? A. Fill up the gas tank. Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes? A. Customized. Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill? A. Turn the engine off. Q. Why dont Chevys sustain much damage in front end collisions? A. The tow truck takes most of the impact. Q. What do you call Chevy passengers? A. Shock absorbers. Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy? A. Park it between two Fords GMC= Garage Mans Companion GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming GMC= Gay Mans Chariot GM= General Mistake GM= Glued Metal IROC= I Run On Credit IROC= Im a retard out cruising IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising IROC= Id Rather Own a Corvette IROC= I reek of cologne IROC= I really own crap Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter SS= Super Slow RS=ReallySlow CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, TechnicallyTroubledEngine. A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, Just how much land do you actually own? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown. The young man shot back quickly, Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Chevy truck too! This for you too Taylor Fisher lol
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 03:35:24 +0000
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