This is how I imagine the pitch for this movie went.... Alright - TopicsExpress



          

This is how I imagine the pitch for this movie went.... Alright guys, I know its ambitious, but I genuinely believe that I have come up with the worst movie idea OF ALL TIME. Lets hear it! Okay. Well set it during the Crusades, but focus entirely on China. ....Hmm, a little weird, but not the worst idea Ive heard. Dont worry, because next......we cast Hayden Christensen as our young male lead! Nice. NICE. But there are lots of terrible movies with Hayden Christensen......like, every movie hes ever made. What makes this one worse? Because this time, we pair him with Nicholas Cage... Wow. Just....wow. No question that will be terrible, but the worst of all time? Wait, wait...let me finish. Nicholas Cage......doing an ENGLISH ACCENT NAILED IT! **Excessive high-fives while pouring themselves single-malt scotch mixed with Coke to celebrate**
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 19:59:44 +0000

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