This is quite amusing ... to me anyways ! What is wrong with me ??? DOGS vs. WIVES 1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. 2. Dogs dont notice if you call them by another dogs name.. 3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor. 4. Dogs parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; theyre ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when youre pissed. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. Dogs wont wake you up at night to ask: If I died, would you get another dog? 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell em. 11. When you drop a silent one, dogs dont run around frantically with room spray. 13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you dont lick em. 14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert. 15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it wont kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting. 16. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it wont take half your stuff. To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. and see which one is happy to see you when you open the door..
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 16:10:35 +0000
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