This is so apt,He,He,He,He.. ! What is a Mikel? 1. A Magician: - TopicsExpress



          

This is so apt,He,He,He,He.. ! What is a Mikel? 1. A Magician: Hes right in front of you for 90 minutes, but you only get to see him for 30 seconds picking up a yellow card. 2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto. 3. A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies space, breathes but remains stationary. 4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has no focus. 5. It is an SI unit for measuring deceleration, e.g the car decelerated by 2 mikel/sec. 6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis Obilis 7. Anybody who can pass the ball but cant shoot, cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My grandma is a Mikel. 8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. Infact this mikel boy should quit football and go into golfing. Meanwhile why are these argentina fans shouting HABA, ...the match don finish nahhh? Their noise dey irritate me joor...lolzz
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 18:30:45 +0000

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