This morning I found a box of Halloween Capn Crunch on the kitchen - TopicsExpress



          

This morning I found a box of Halloween Capn Crunch on the kitchen counter and my hand landed in the box. You guys know I Do Not Eat Breakfast Until 10:30am, normally. Holy shit my heart is jump-started from sugar-laced puffed overtextured corn things. WHO EATS THIS SHIT!? WHO BOUGHT THIS BOX OF SUGAR THAT TURNS THE COW PUS GREEN!? Oh, I did, because it was supposed to be half off, in the Halloween merch aisle. It wasnt and I feel cheap. You are what you eat. Blergh. One half cup of cereal.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 13:12:03 +0000

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