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This morning, as I was preparing for work, I went to sleepily brush my teeth only to have the toothpaste fall off of the toothbrush into the sink. I watched in sleepily-detached amazement as my left hand darted out and grabbed the blob of toothpaste before it hit the sink. Granted, I just had to wash my hand off anyway, but I was still inordinately pleased with myself. Once I reached work, Id hope that further powers would manifest themselves, and Id be able to light a spider on fire using only the power of my mind, or slow-motion jump kick a dust bunny into a million pieces like Jean-Claude Van Damme or something, but so far, nothing. If anyone has need of my newfound superpowers, please let me know.
Posted on: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 13:50:29 +0000

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