This morning, in the car, Celia and I were discussing what kind of - TopicsExpress

This morning, in the car, Celia and I were discussing what kind of criminals we would be. Well, more like I was telling her all of my criminal fantasies, and she was looking at me, aghast, which is when I realized that not everyone fantasizes about their criminal alter-ego. I told her that I had always loved the idea of being a sniper. She laughed and reminded me that I dont even like being mean to people, there is no way I could shoot one. I agreed, which is when I told her that I had long ago decided Id make an excellent cat burglar. She agreed, readily. When I asked why that seemed so obvious to her, she said, youd totally be Robin Hood and give it all to the poor. She is totally correct. But Id still want it to involve sharp-shooting, or at least cool toys.