This morning we shall be discussing a very important but delicate topic. I beg to call it : HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN YOUR IMAGE. Lets go there. No time to check time. To mess in public is nice but if you are caught, no be small embarassment o! Just follow this guidelines & you are on ur way to being a STAR in this profession. 1. When u enter a hall, check d wind direction, If its a closed hall with air condition or fan, thats better for you. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure u sit down and face d wind direction. 3. Make sure u have enough leg space -U will soon know why! 4. Form ajebo by crossing your legs every now & then. 5. You are ready 2 execute, try to hold the MESS until time the hall becomes noisy incase your mess na the type wey dey sound like BOKOHARAM BOMB. 6. Now carefuly cross your leg, right over left. 7. Elevate the right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check please). 9. If no sound, allow the mess to flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure you are not the first person to complain. 2. When people begin to shout Jesus who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do dis kain thing, simply ask why some persons no fit respect demselves 4 public places? na wa o 3. No shout pass others if not u go become suspect ooh! 4. Use style to dis-engage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Trust me, u will go places with this profession. The world must hear of u more than Micheal Jackson. Goodmorning friends. Please dont try this at home or church.
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 08:43:24 +0000
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