This status was typed on a computer designed by Apple, which was co-founded by college dropout Steve Jobs. I’ll save it in the cloud with Dropbox, which was co-founded by dropout Arash Ferdowsi and Box which was founded by college dropout Aaron Levie. Later, I will publish this status on my Wordpress blog which was founded by college dropout Matt Mullenweg and my Blogger blog which was founded by college dropout Evan Williams. As soon as I publish it, I’ll share it with my friends via Twitter, which was co-founded by college dropouts Jack Dorsey and Evan Williams and Biz Stone, and Facebook, which was invented by college dropout Mark Zuckerberg and created mostly with javascript which is a language owned by college dropout Larry Ellison. Oh, and I will post a screenshot of this status on my Tumblr now which was founded by college dropout David Karp and Pinterest which was founded by college dropout Sahil Lavingia. And I will guest post this status on Mashable which founded by highshool dropout Pete Cashmore. To rectify the situation of the uselessness of college, I will listen to some music on Spotify which was founded by college dropout Daniel Ek. But Spotify is not loading on my Apple, so I will use my Windows OS which was created by Harvard-dropouts Gabe Newell, Bill Gates and Paul Allen.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 14:37:35 +0000
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