This touching conversation took place somewhere in Nigeria. See for yourself how wicked men can be! Man1: Question = you have blood stains all over your body, what happened? Response =go away please. You men are all the same Question = why are you crying? Response =men are so wicked, I still can’t believe it Question = share your story with my friend and I so that we can help. Can you please tell us what happened? Response =# sobs# I can’t Question = how can you get help if you don’t want to talk? Response =don’t let me swear for you please go away I don’t need help from any man Question = but your condition is very bad. Don’t you need to see a specialist? Response =I do need to see a specialist but am scared of every man now. I’m feeling very weak please call a woman to take me up from here. No man should touch me please Man2: Me=there’s no woman here please let us take u to a specialist Response=ok, but please don’t hurt me again Me= nobody is going to hurt you, now tell us what happened Response=I live in a very big house with so many men out of which only one amongst them is entitled to touch me. #sobs# Me=please stop crying and go on Response=the rule in the house is that all the men don’t perform any function in my absence. And I have never been absent when they need me. #sobs# Me=ok go on Response=I make sure all of them are satisfied before am taken out of the house by the one man that is allowed to touch me # coughs# Me=sorry, lemme get you water to drink Response=don’t worry! The most shocking part is that the man who did this to me has never showed any sign that he could hurt a fly. He’s always very friendly with the only man assigned to touch me. Me=ok, go on. How did he get to disfigure your face and body like this? Response=#sobs deeply# men are wicked and unpredictable. I hate any word that starts with “M”, but unfortunately my name begins with “M”. I think I know what to do. I’ll swear an affidavit of change of name, taking away the “M” out of my name or better still, get an entirely new name. Me=am sorry about that but you haven’t answered my question Response=before I answer that question, my name is mace and I want the world to know that since a lawmaker has failed to respect me as A SYMBOL OF AUTHORITY by using me as a weapon to fight a fellow lawmaker and thereby destroying my beautiful body in the process, I hereby change my name from mace to Corn and equally call on all my fellow maces around the world to do same because the men that surrounds them are wicked, barbaric and unpredictable. Man1 and Me: chorus=na dis thing u no fit talk since? Mtchwwwwwwwww!
Posted on: Mon, 15 Jul 2013 17:06:02 +0000