This week in life: -1 Ways To Know If Your Boyfriend Is Cheating On You: 1. You find out your boyfriend is cheating on you. -Ebola will hunt you down and murder you. -You can make up to $100,000 annually as a driver for Uber. Its easy. Thats why so many people you know make up to $100,00 driving for Uber. -Tragedy struck, is striking, or will strike soon. -Why did the college student give up on his dream of becoming a successful OBGYN? He couldnt keep up with the course work. The material was all ovaries head. -1 Signs That You Need To Change Careers: 1. You hate your job and catch yourself thinking: Shit. I need to find a new career. -The Marvel Universe is beginning to take over the real universe. -ISIS and Ebola to duke it out for the Heavy Weight Terrible Bullshit Title at Madison Square Garden October 30th. All boxing, science, life, and terrible bullshit fans are invited to attend...and die. -George Lucas forced off ranch. -Your Free Credit Report: It isnt as good as it could be. Top 10 this Week: 1. Any job posting that says Account Executive or Account Manager, is neither a manager nor an executive position. 2. Eat this one thing and never diet again. Sometimes it looks like worms. Sometimes it looks like green worms. Other times it looks like a fruit fetus. It always looks like the picture was taken with flash in a room lit by nuclear lamps. 3. Online universities are like exactly the same thing as brick and mortar universities but way cheaper. 4. Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and maybe he can get a job catching fish. Honestly though, the job market is still pretty rough, and he doesnt have any real on the job experience. 5. An ice bucket challenge for Ebola is totally going to work. Thats the push for which we have been waiting. 6. Living next to a fire station is like living next to an alarm that constantly reminds you that there is some rough shit going down somewhere. 7. No one cares about you more than you do, and you dont even care about yourself that much. Stop it. 8. Well Ill be a monkeys butthole. 9. The definition of insanity is quoting the definition of insanity on a daily basis. 10. When you were born, your mom peed all over your face.
Posted on: Sun, 19 Oct 2014 18:33:35 +0000
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