#This_is_a_must_read. Rules For Those Who Will Be Drinking But Not Buying During December: 1. Respect The Buyer, Greet The Buyer Before You Sit. 2. Dont Be Boring, Tell More Stories But Dont Talk More Than The Buyer. 3. Always Help The Buyer With Carrying Beers From The Counter. 4. Dance To Any Music The Buyer Likes. 5. Buyers Jokes Are Always Funny, So LAUGH OUT LOUD. 6. When The Buyer Fights; FIGHT!!! For him and make sure he wins the fight 7. Wait For The Buyer To Finish His Drink Before You Open Another One, No Matter How Fast You Drink. When The Buyer Stops Drinking; STOP!!! Too 8. Always Drink Cheaper Drinks Than What The Buyer Drinks (No Heineken For You When The Buyer Drinks Castle Lite) 9. You Drink What The Buyer Wants You To Drink. 10. When Using A Cooler Box, You Are Responsible For Breaking The ICE BLOCKS. 11. In A Cooler Box, The Buyers Drinks Should Be At The Bottom And Yours At The Top & You Are Responsible For Taking Out Those Drinks Whenever The Buyer Calls For One. 12. If The Cooler Box Is Full, Your Drinks Remain In The Boot And Outside The Cooler Box Until Theres Some Space. 13. Most Importantly, If By Some Strange Reason You Have To Leave And You Had Drinks In The Cooler Box, You Just Leave Empty Handed, Those Drinks Are The Sole Property Of The Buyer. 14. Last but not least, awukwazi kuncwasa i buyer ingekancwasi, **joe moer**, if you can’t do all these duties yima ecaleni ndiziselele in peace.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 08:58:12 +0000
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