**Those ladies who wears high heels to look like they gat huge asses, hahaha rele shebile... yea we see you flat screened ass sisters. Keep on lifting those smaller nyana flat asses and deceive our fellow brothers outchea. **Niqqas who wears caps hiding big Albany heads we see you, those that wears caps all the seasons, whether hot or cold, sunny or cloudy they just wear caps. You can now continue wearing those goDamn caps to cover up those headmasters you are not bread winners bafwethu you are loaf carriers. **My sisters who fastened their stomachs and boobs with pusha-bras. Dont worry we saw you too, on the streets looking like Nicki Minaj, at the room be looking like hippopotamus sister tamus, ningazo sbhaisiza.... **Brothers, that accent nyana ya fake neh....argh save it nna ya rekhinya. Niqqas be adjusting their voices when they talk with a girl trying to score some extra points. Talking okare theres a hot sweet potato on his throat, claiming they are pushing swagg...defuq??? Ah these ladies saw you too....madafada, why cant you just talk pila mpya? Talk and stop singing madafadas. **My sister we all know you usually eat full chicken alone at home.... stop that, ish of eating a little bit at restaurants when your guy took you out. Lols we saw that too. When the menu comes, make sure that you order like you dish for yourselves at home. tell him you want a full chicken and chaw it like damn nobodys business. majakathata girl eat. **Its not a qualification to have a six pack mafrend, its not an archivement to have those muscles....but if you dont have you dont. Now whats with these skinny somandla wanna bes, wearing their little bros vests, walking on the streets with their chests lifted....tryna attract ladies niqqas be looking like traumatized chickens escaping death at a butcher.... keng la gafa??? Le nyaka Teboho??? **Cleavage is for nice good looking yummy boobies, dont force it...if its not there. We saw all those sisters with watermelon boobs, enough to breastfeed the whole creche trying to impress us too. Sorry masekent we are not interested rather keep em inside and covered. We are not craving for any watermelons here emang nyana tuu you are raping our eyes. **If you dont know how to put a make up,ask friends who does to teach you or help you put it. In a mall you find a lady with a 3 layer plastering of make up weighing almost 1KG, eyebrows removed and drawn next to their hairs. aowa we saw you too, sisters badi shoprite cashier makeup....kahlebo. Be yourself, stop imitating other people especially with things you dont understand yourself.
Posted on: Sun, 11 Jan 2015 08:48:37 +0000
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