Those of us who dont have our heads up our own asses remember quite well what it was like at your age. So will you when you get to be ours. In remembering those times, youre going to see a big ol pile of awesome memories spackled together with enormous globs of human shit. Every bad decision you ever made, every physical and emotional injury, every dumb worldview ... it will all be there, stinking up your brain like a warning shot from the ass cannon of life. What we do tend to forget is that very little of our verbal advice is going to protect you from making those same mistakes. Personal experience trumps everything, and until you witness the consequences of your actions firsthand, youre going to believe youre the exception to the rule. I wont get a ticket. I only speed when cops arent around. Im not going to get pregnant. Im always careful. Its fine for me to be a Cubs fan. They finally have a really good team this year.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 19:04:49 +0000
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