Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says, I want to be Sophia Loren; And *poof* shes gone. The second says, I want to be Madonna and *poof* shes gone. The third says, I want to be Sara Pipilini.. St. Peter looks perplexed. Who? he ask Sara Pipalini, replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, Im sorry, but that name just doesnt ring a bell. The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. No sister, the paper says it was the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1,400 men, in 6 months. If you laugh, youre going straight to hell! THE DEVIL MADE ME SEND THIS.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 09:30:03 +0000
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