Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from Nigeria, another from Germany and the third from France. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they do for living. When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, "how we need one of the rear fences redone". Why dont u guys take a look at it and give me a bid? They all went to the back of the fence to check it out. First to step up was the German contractor. He took out his tape, measure and pencil, did some measurement and said, "well I figure the job will run about $900, $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me". Next was the French contractor. He also took out his tape and did d same and said, "looks like I can do this job for $700, $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." Wdaot moving, the Nigerian contractor said, "$2700".The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "you didnt even measure like the others!. How did u come up with such a high figure?"......He said. "$1000 for you, $1000 for me and we hire the guy from france. A word 4 d Nigerian guy 1) Sharp 2) Corrupt 3) 419 Others specify... And which tribes of Nigeria do you fink the guy represent?
Posted on: Fri, 26 Jul 2013 08:57:51 +0000