Three convicts were on their way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus one turned to the other and said. “so what did you bring? the second convict pulled out a box of paints, and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the grandma Mosses of jail”.Then he asked the first What did you bring? The first convict brought out a deck of cards and grinned and said. “I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and lots of other games. The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. the other two looked at him and said, why are you so smug? what did you bring? the guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said I brought these.” the other two were puzzled and asked. what can you do with those? He grinned and pointed to the box and said- “Well according to the box I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller skating.......”
Posted on: Tue, 30 Jul 2013 10:52:24 +0000
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