Three girls who were getting married met at the marriage counsellor’s office to discuss the desirability of having a baby right away. Two were city girls and one was a farm girl. The counsellor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or if they were going to wait awhile. They all said that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and had all agreed to wait awhile. The counsellor asked the first girl what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was The rhythm method. “That will work,” said the counsellor, “but only if you keep track.” He asked the second girl what system she planned on using. “I plan on using birth control pills” she said. Again he said, “Yes that will work as long as you dont forget to take them”. He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her answer was, “The bucket and saucer method.” After a short hesitation, he told her that should also work. He asked them all to come back in a year for a follow up on how things were going. They met again one year later and the two city girls were pregnant.Only the farm girl was still slim and trim. The counsellor asked the first girl what went wrong. She replied, “I used the rhythm method but somehow got my notes mixed up and, well, here I am, going to have a baby.” He asked the second city girl what method she used and she replied, “The birth control pill . But we were camping one weekend and I didnt have my pills with me and, as you can see, I too am going to have a baby.” He turned to the farm girl. “I vaguely remember you were going to use the bucket and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don t have a clue what that method. I see that it has worked well for you. Will you explain it to me ?” She replied, “We always make love standing up, and since I am quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a bucket turned upside down. As we make love, I watch his eyes and when they get as big as saucers ... .. .. .. I kick the bucket out from under him”.
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 07:34:51 +0000
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