Three men, an aussie, an irish, and an english man were stranded on desert island. They find a bottle rub it, and out pops a genie. Three wishes are granted, one each. The aussie wants to go home poof gone, The English wants to visit queen poof gone, the Irish says im lonely with guys gone wish they were here... ... A duck was about to cross the road, and a chicken came running up to him saying; Dont do it man, youll never hear the end of it!. .... Paddy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of the establishments finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up, and Paddy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last one in the and does the same. The bartender asks him, Why did you do that? And Paddy replies, Well the first shot always tastes like crap, and the last one always makes me sick!
Posted on: Sun, 27 Apr 2014 08:26:50 +0000
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