Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals. The men are led to a gravesite next to the water. The chief says, We will kill you as a coward, or we will let you die honarable deaths for your homelands. You choose the weapon. Either way, your skins will be used to make our canoes. The first man, a soldier at heart, asks for a handgun. With this, he recites the Pledge and shoots himself. He is carried off. The next man asks for a sword. A warrior at heart, he uses a Japanese katana to commit seppuku as a Japanese man. The last man asks for a fork. A fork? asks the chief? But its his dying wish, so they hand him the fork. He stabs himself repeatedly in the chest, and yells, I HOPE YOUR CANOE SINKS!!
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 05:54:47 +0000
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