Throwing back....wwwaaayyyy back .... SNL, The Weekend Update desk: ---Chevy Chase: Chevy Chase: Good evening. Im Chevy Chase, and youre not. The top story tonight: The Senate Intelligence Committee has revealed that the CIA has been involved in no less than nine assassination plots against various foreign leaders. Commented President Ford upon reading the report, quote, Boy, Im sure glad Im not foreign. --Im Dan Aykroyd and I eat, sleep and snort news, if you catch my drift. / And Im Jane Curtin, and I catch your drift, Dan. --Dennis Miller: This is this week’s cover of TV Guide and, you know, I find it easier to believe in the concept of a sixteen-year-old surgeon than I do to believe in a sixteen year old kid who hasn’t asked his parents to stop calling him “Doogie.” --Kevin Nealon: In health news, scientists have announced the invention of a women’s condom. The condom works by fitting snugly over a woman’s wine glass. and finally (because we really have to revisit this theme ..but another time!) ---Seth Meyers: John Boehner. I feel sorry for you buddy. Its exhausting watching you try maintain your dignity wrangling those Tea Party maniacs. Youre like Seinfeld if there were 30 Kramers. HAPPY THURSDAY --- KEEP SMILING AND GET YOURSELF OVER HERE -- WE WANT **YOUR** WEEKEND UPDATE WHILE WE FILL YOU UP WITH GREAT EATS! **TODAYS SPECIALS - THURSDAY, MAY 29, 2014** 1) HOT SPECIAL: Spicy & Sweet Baby Back Ribs: Glazed with Our House Recipe & Charred To Perfection; Served with Coleslaw & Smashed Sweet Potatoes…8.99 2) ANYTIME SPECIAL: Zucchini Parmesan: Crispy Slices of Zucchini Layered with in Argyle’s Tomato Sauce & A Mix of Melted Cheeses; Served with Small Salad… 7.49 3) ANYTIME SPECIAL: Turkey & Black Bean Stuffed Peppers: Ground White Meat Turkey Sauteed with Fresh Herbs, Mixed with Caramelized Onions, Black Beans & Tender Rice, Baked Under Shaved Parmesan – Super Delicious & PROTEIN PACKED!....5.99 4) SPECIAL ON-THE-SIDE: Fresh Asparagus: Oven Roasted with Garlic Chips & Fresh Herbs…6.99 / lb 5) EYE-OPENER SPECIAL: “The Daisy Wrap”: 3 Scrambled Eggs with Muenster Cheese & Grilled Mushrooms…4.99 Iced, Iced ….Baby. Iced Coffee, Iced Tea, Iced “Half & Half” – Available All Day Long, All Summer Long….. Hits The Spot. 6) BURGER BLISS: “The Andrew Turkey Burger: Ground Turkey Breast, Seasoned with Fresh Herbs & Secret Spices, Grilled & Served with Grilled Tomatoes, Romaine & Crumbled Blue Cheese; Served with Crispy French Fries…7.99 7) SANDWICH SPECIAL: “The Tinsley”: Sliced Roasted Beef Smothered In Caramelized Onions, Blue Cheese & Steak Sauce on a Sub Roll…7.99 8) SANDWICH SPECIAL: “The Brooke”: Grilled Chicken, Crispy Eggplant, Fresh Mozzarella, Roasted Red Peppers & Honey Mustard Dressing in a Whole Wheat Wrap…7.49 9) SANDWICH SPECIAL: “The Manning”: Fresh Roasted Turkey, Goat Cheese, Arugula & Tomatoes with Hummus & a Drizzle of Balsamic Vinaigrette Pressed in a Roasted Red Pepper Wrap…7.49 10) FOR ANY SANDWICH: ½ SANDWICH+SM. SOUP = SAME PRICE AS THE SANDWICH! 11) BUDGET BUDDY SPECIAL: Salami & Cheese with Mayo on a Roll with a Can of Soda…5.99 12) SALAD SPECIAL: “The Matthew Salad”: Scoop of Argyles Homestyle Egg Salad with Chickpeas, Cucumbers & Roasted Peppers over Mixed Greens…8.99 13) SOUP SPECIAL Green Split Pea OR Matzo Ball OR Chicken Noodle Sm: 2.99 Med: 3.99 Qt:7.49 All of Argyle’s Soups Are Made Fresh In-Store To Ensure That Homestyle Goodness Is One Of The Main Ingredients! 14) ***SOUP-ER SPECIAL:*** GRILLED CHEESE + SMALL SOUP FOR 5.99 15) SUPER SMOOTHIE SPECIAL: Rise & Shine Smoothie: A Featured Selection! With Banana, Blueberries, Kale, Almond Butter & Maple Essence… Sm 4.99 Lg 5.99 Argyle is THRILLED to work with our local friend, Barre3, to produce select energy-packed, body-licious delights. Keep an eye on our daily specials for featured delights!
Posted on: Thu, 29 May 2014 12:40:35 +0000
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