Thursday, after coming home from town, I rush to my bathroom, trying not to pee myself (getting old sucks). I sit down, as soon as I start the flow, my shower curtain starts moving from the inside. Thank God I was already on the toilet, because I would have pissed myself for sure. I have no idea who are what Im about to encounter. Mid-stream, I say as loud as I can, You just wait till I get done peeing. I finish peeing, all the while, my shower curtain is still moving, from the inside. I wipe, pull up my pants, throw back my shower curtain, throw up my fists, anticipating what it was I was about to encounter. It was a damn mouse. Again, I was glad I had already peed. I almost wished it had been a person, as opposed to a mouse. A mouse, in my shower. Really? I now open my shower curtain before I sit to pee.
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 17:49:00 +0000
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