Thursdays. Thursday, for those attending Newcastle Uni, was known as bum day (term was first coined by Mike), if only to a small few. Actually, Im pretty sure it was just the Wangi Boules Team that took part. It became mandatory when travelling to and from uni with Mike, that all passengers display their bared anus from the open windows, whilst overtaking traffic. Most of the time we got a few laughs, or a few angry stares, but on one such occasion it turned into a high speed chase through the back streets of Rathmines. The man himself has a much greater storytelling ability than my own, so Ill take the liberty of reposting an excerpt from his old boules blog - Boules Etcetera (Hey a guy needs to keep his mind active in Wangi). Here begins the tale of angry dad. The night was young, and the boules team was hastening homewards after witnessing possibly the finest display of acting they had ever laid eyes upon (Star Wars-episode 3). All was going splendidly when out of nowhere, like a boule exploding out of a hand, angry dad and his slaggy daughters appeared. This troublesome family made its dipshit-like intentions immediately clear. Their first mistake was to give the Boulenator the finger (a man whose robot-like anger knows no programmable bounds), their second was to question the boules teams ability to retaliate. After very little discussion (or thought), the team decided on the wisest course of action...a thorough anal display. Little did angry dad know, that the boules team were reputed to have rectums hairier than that of a wookie and more displeasing to the eye than a maimed corpse. Needless to say, angry dad was not pleased. Infact he was so disgruntled that he chose to pursue the boules team in an angry fashion, fuelling his crappy engine, not with fuel...but with liquid anger. After several fiendish back-alley manoeveures, and thanks to the incredible performance of the boules-mobiles rocket thrusters, the collective brain-power of the pissed-off slags and their dim-witted father was outmatched. The Boules Club asks you if you see this man (see below) show your anus with pride - Michael Taylor 2005 For those interested, Mike wrote most of the stuff on here for shits and giggles. bouleshit.blogspot.au/
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 10:36:30 +0000
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