Time to retire: Funny Joke A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says, “OK, old fellow, time to retire.” The old rooster says, “You can’t handle all these chickens . . . look at what it did to me!” The young rooster replies, “Now, don’t give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike.” The old rooster says, “Aw, c’mon . . . just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won’t bother you.” The young rooster says, “Scram! Beat it! You’re washed up! I’m taking over!” the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, “I’ll tell you what, young fellow, I’ll have a race around the farmhouse with you. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop.” The young rooster says... Read full joke here :==> bit.ly/1ioKgmt
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 19:35:00 +0000
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