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To: All RE: Stuck Hello, Im sorry to bother you all. Im stuck in the lift. You know, the noisy one on the left that no one ever uses because of the occasional milky-coloured ceiling leak. I got in because I was in a rush and didnt think I had time to be picky - silly me! The dial says Im on floor Q, which seems odd as I thought all floors were numbered; and the emergency call button in here seems to have been replaced with what I have decided to presume is a fake eyeball. My phone reception doesnt seem to be working, so that leaves me with the buildings flawless, efficient, and user-friendly wi-fi network as my sole means of communication. If anyone could place a call to building maintenance on my behalf it would be greatly appreciated. Best, Georgia Salmons, Senior Manager: Flawless, Efficient and User-Friendly Wi-Fi Department.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 12:23:00 +0000

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