To: All Staff Re: PowerPoint Presentations Dear Stackswell Employees, I am the lead IT rep for both the Amish and Pyongyang offices, and it has come to my attention that some of you have been forwarding PowerPoint presentations in excess of 100MB each, containing naught but iguana fornication videos and diagrams. As this is clearly a gross misuse of company resources, as well as a violation of the proper use of technology agreement each of you signed upon your hire, I have no choice but to recommend to the Head of IT that each individual receive a refresher course on the appropriate use of company technology, no shorter than two weeks in total length. An examination will be administered at the end of the course, but as long as you review slides 2,184 to 2,527 of the employee manual, along with Appendix W, you will have no problem passing the examination. Failure to pass, however, will yield significant penalties on your technology usage, including but not limited to: daily data caps of 1KB; monitoring of all inbound and outbound calls by an external government agency; reintroduction of Clippy to remind you of appropriate technology usage tips every five minutes. Courses will begin the week of December 21, 2014. If you have any questions, please direct them to the Head of IT. Regards, Geoff Yen Stackswell Lancaster, PA Stackswell 평양시
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 04:09:24 +0000
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