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To anyone who has never seen, heard or performed the work of Stephen Sondheim, let me sum it up for you: Sondheim was created in the 1950s by the United States Government in order to secretly kill off musically-inclined gay men and their sympathisers by way of brain explosions and voicebox/lung murder-suicide pacts, tempting them in with suggestive titles such as Bounce, Ass-Ass-Ins, and the cruising/dogging duo Into the Woods and Sunday in the Park with George. Never trust Sondheim. His music is like Sarah Jessica Parker in Hocus Pocus: it draws you in, slowly kills you, and is somehow much less ugly than on first sight.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 21:37:14 +0000

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