To get my own black and toxic green Clever Girl: I would perform the first ever televised leprechaun circumcision. Challenge Howard stern, buck rogers, john Wayne, Joe pesci and that puppet from howdy doody to a blindfolded knife fight in a swimming pool filled with 9 day old fish and grits...and win by beating the opponents to death with the puppet then setting the puppet on fire with my piss. Dive down to the Titanic, a fix my scrotum to a hand rail and lift the wreck from the bottom. Then have Clint Eastwood shoot the ship with a muskatoon and sink it again. Climbing to the summit of Mt Fuji to find Bear Grylls already there. I nearly beat mr grylls to death with a large purple dildo and make him drink my piss. All of this would be narrated by Morgan Freeman with play by play done by Samuel L Jackson.
Posted on: Sun, 29 Sep 2013 20:16:18 +0000
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