Today, Graveyard shift: 3 Jairus: 0. Slept in 2-3 times till 10:20...but Im not giving up!I will master the hours~! Unrelated, I had a glass of juice today. Im usually so busy drinking water at work and doing stuff at home that to JUST stand and drink a glass of juice with 0 worries felt GREAT! Unfortunately the minute I was done the 2nd glass, I thought I heard an interesting bird. I looked out my window and it was a squirrel climbing up the tree, with its tail fluttering in tune to the bir--THATS NOT A BIRD, ITS FARTING AT MY WINDOW?! I just kinda stood there though, appalled, as it kept going. Between 20-30 farts within 30 seconds later, I randomly yelled out my window Kaise!! The rodent stopped farting, went to the other side of the tree and looked back at me, only to keep farting. Then in short burst lol, went further up the tree still farting. You have to wonder if it knew Japanese though, and when it stopped was like Give it back? *fart fart fart* you sick man *fart fart*.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 06:42:49 +0000
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