Today I discovered a great sense of freedom like no other. I took my pants off, put on rubber boots, wrapped my under wear around my head, put on sunglasses and went to Walmart. The door greeter said hello Mr. Sargent, we have been waiting for you. To my dismay everyone else in the store was dressed the same way. Except this one lady who was topless and had a bow in her hair. Everyone was dancing and laughing. They were thanking Jesus for Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and all the wonderful sale items at Walmart. It was in that moment I realized...... I had succumbed to the stupid vortex. It was then I realized I was finally home. I can die now.
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 22:59:05 +0000