Today I got out of the shower, threw a towel over my head, looked down, and proceeded to dry off my hair. I noticed something small and brown hovering by my knees and thought to myself, NAW MOSQUITO, YOU AINT GETTIN ANY OF THIS FINE B POSITIVE DRANK TODAY, as I stepped back and swung my towel down on it, using both hands with full force, into the floor... twice. But it turns out it wasnt a mosquito hovering on its wings. It was a spider dangling from its web. Before my eyes, this nightmare creature transformed into an eight-legged abomination and began skittering around. I panicked in my damp and naked state, grabbed some lotion, and smeared it all over that sucker. So yeah, thats been my evening.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 04:07:16 +0000
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